Mad cows or Bad cows?

So why exactly does the US Department of Agriculture need a force kitted out like your friendly neighborhood SWAT team? IS livestock shooting back now?

Solicitation Number: USDAOIGWEA-5-7-14Notice Type: Sources SoughtSynopsis: Added: May 07, 2014 2:03 pm 

The U.S. Department of Agriculture, Office of Inspector General, located in Washington, DC, pursuant to the authority of FAR Part 13, has a requirement for the commerical acquisition of submachine guns, .40 Cal. S&W, ambidextrous safety, semi-automatic or 2 shot burts trigger group, Tritium night sights for front and rear, rails for attachment of flashlight (front under fore grip) and scope (top rear), stock-collapsilbe or folding, magazine – 30 rd. capacity, sling, light weight, and oversized trigger guard for gloved operation.  

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h/t Of Arms and the Law 

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6 thoughts on “Mad cows or Bad cows?

  1. Keeping those varmints away from the crops? Or, who knows what those genetically-modified foods could lead to?

    A few years ago, I had to politely disarm two EPA agents who wanted to check on a stream behind my correctional facility.

    It boggles the mind.

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  2. Unicorns. USDA agents can handle cows, but if there are any unicorns in the herd, you really need burst fire capability to put them down. Don't let the stories fool you; unicorns are fast, vicious, and bloodthirsty.

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